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Monday, August 16, 2010

Breaking News: Muslims are taking over the world!

Let the Enlightenment continue after a long extended break where the Overseers have gone Siddharting for more goodies from the fertile seeds of Ghandi, Curie, Washington, Lenin, Louis XIV, and Napoleon.

This just in. Muslims are attacking us. Yes, Muslims are attacking us. Can you believe it?!?!?! And guess what they're next WMD is? A building (insert dramatic music)!!!!! They destroy our buildings on 9/11 and they further insult us by building them. Yes, the mosque 2 blocks away will rape the virgin womb of Ground Zero and spawn the turban-wearing cancer babies that devour the memories of all the heroes lost that fateful day. Did I mention it is 2 BLOCKS AWAY. That's an hour walk for the average American. And the first amendment only gives freedom of religion. The freedom to rape the souls of those who perished on that fateful day. And we take so good care of those heroes by denying them socialist healthcare that would make them bleed red like those Communists (Keep the Governments perverted tentacles out of our Medicare and Medicaid!). Americans bleed red, white, and blue dammit.

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