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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Confessions of a Congressman: Palestinian Statehood

When examining the question of whether or not Palestinians should have their own state created, it is obvious that they should not. Whereas, the Palestinians are not political equals to the Israeli presence in the region. If you are to look at the Torah or any Judaic religious text you will find that the Israelites are God's chosen people. This grants them the right to do whatever they'd like in the region and in the world.

The Palestinians have had their chances to create their own state many, many times, but one may ask: Why haven't they created a state?

Many say it is due to the Israeli's harsh policies and their tyrannical power in the area, but everyone knows it is because God has not willed it yet. And if God has not willed it, it will never be.

This brings me to the point that there will not and should not ever be a Palestinian state in the Middle East. If one is ever created, it is in fact the work of Satan and his Arch-Demon El Diablo.

To quote the bold, the brave, the fearless, the short and stalky, Ariel Sharone; "This land is my land, get out of my way Palestine."
- Congressman of the Imperial Senate